Supermarket
Pushing the cacophonous cart
Through the endlessly stocked avenues
Looking for what the wife had asked
for,
I glance at my ticking timer.
Who craves Double Chocolate Cookie Dough Brownie
Swirl and Pickles at
11:34 pm and I have yet to hear from
her.
She left this morning
Slamming the door, shattering my heart
behind her.
Maybe she’s back at the apartment waiting for me . .
.
Oh! Mangos! I should get her some since they are her
Favorite song! Tap my feet, discrete
as can be
We’ve known each other for so long Your heart’s been
aching but You’re too shy to say it
I grab the shampoo bottle off the
shelf, alone in the aisle at last.
Never gonna give you up, Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and
Dessert for tomorrow’s dinner party!
Frank and Willis just had to
Invite themselves over so last minute.
Macaroons? Strawberry Cheesecake? This
Almond Crusted Apple Pie sounds delish!
Oh, but Willis doesn’t like apple bits
. . .
Well she can just stick those bits up her
Asparagus, not Broccoli, nor Carrots
or Sprouts
I want candy
“I WANT CANDY, MOMMY!”
These Dino Gummies, the Reese’s Cups,
Twizzlers and Hershey’s too
“I SAID, I WANT
To quit. Sweep this
Pick up this, stock that
But Ma needs my help. We barely made last month’s
rent.
The Kardashians taunt me from the
cover of People on display by the register
They never have to worry a day in their lives all
because one of them
“Sucks to suck, don’t it? HA HA!”
The phone wedged between my ear and
shoulder, I grab the Coors Light six pack
Checking a second time to make sure
it’s the cheapest of the beers.
“Luck, you say? Guess we’ll find out
tomorrow! Beers on me!”
So much money at stake. The Giants better win again
tomorrow or else I’m
Fucoid Seaweed would go delightfully with my Filet Mignon!
Porcini Mushrooms too! Sautéed in melted Compound Butter. Mmm.
A fair young lady, her presence noted
The scent of her J’adore Eau de Parfum
tickles my whiffer
A Bottle of Chateau Lafite, dinner, and her would make me
Sleep. Almost time to get out of here.
Beep. I hear my bed calling me. Double Choc Cookie Dough Brownie Swirl
Pint $5.29
Beep. The warm blankets engulfing me under layers. Vlasic Kosher Dill
$3.49
Beep. 8 hours of pure bliss before all this again.
I tear a bag from its stack and
compile the groceries. “Thank you and have a Good Night”